Bad driving examples

Frogs in your pants?

Have you ever had frogs in your pants?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwK3tLz9O4k

Can you drive a truck!?

I was so depressed  thinking about the election, I called Lifeline.

Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

Walken a monkey

http://www.comicwonder.com/joke/469512859

Little Johnny

Not in the Pool!

Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool.

"You're not allowed to pee in the pool," said the lifeguard. "I'm going to report you."

"But everyone pees in the pool," said Little Johnny.

"Maybe," said the lifeguard, "but not from the diving board!"