Dear President Obama

Dear Comrade Obama: I tried to use your web site for reporting subversive people but it was busy so I am writing instead. I want to report my parents as subversives. They are against your Health Care and CAP and Trade Bills. They are also "too well dressed" and probably are "carrying swastikas and symbols like that to a town meeting on Health Care." They should be arrested by the FBI (KGB) and sent to Death Valley (Siberia with global warming) until they are rehabilitated. Also, please see that my college tuition grant is extended as after 38 years in school I only have 35 more units to get my degree in Social Ecology (tree hugging) Kind regards, Richard